blurfus interactive

Here’s one for the road:

Two ints and a Float walk into a ToolBar.  They spot an attractive Double sitting by herself.

The first int walks up to her and says: ‘Hey, baby, my VM or yours?’.  She slaps him and he returns dejected.

The second int walks over. ‘Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast?’. He too gets slapped and walks back.

The Float then strides towards here and goes: ‘Were those two primitive types bothering you?’

‘Yes. I’m so glad you’re here’, she says. ‘They just had no Class!’

Credits:  I actually received this one by email about 2 years ago but cannot find the original source/author